Keep It Upright Tool Leash Bloke's Best Mate Safe & Sound Gear Keeper Never Drop Again Strong & Reliable Work Accessory
Right then, fancy a bit of this, do you? Not just any old trinket, mind you, this is a proper *thing*. A bit of a marvel, even. It whispers secrets, this one, tells tales of faraway lands and dusty attics. Think of it as a conversation starter, a mood enhancer, a guaranteed head-turner. Bloody brilliant, innit? Go on, treat yourself, you deserve it. Don't be a chump, get it bought! You won't regret it, I promise you on me mum's life.
£4.86
£9.71
