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Right, here's a catchy title: Pitagor's Escape: A Reliable Harness for Swift Evacuation, with Shoulder Comfort.

Right then, fancy a bit of this, do ya? This ain't just any old... thing. This is a portal, a whisper of the impossible, a key to unlocking... well, you'll have to buy it to find out, won't ya? Rumour has it, holding this little beaut brings good fortune, cures the blues, and might just make you invisible to Tuesdays. Seriously, it’s got that 'je ne sais quoi' that the posh folk bang on about. Don't be a mug, treat yourself, and let the adventure begin. You'll be the talk of the pub, I guarantee it.

£89.99      £179.96

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