Bodyguard Buddy: Your Ultimate Fall Protection System.
Right then, guv'nor, fancy treatin' yourself? Feast your eyes on this! It's a right corker, this one, a proper little gem. You know, the sort of thing you'd find nestled away in a dusty antique shop, only this hasn't got the dust, or the grumpy old shopkeeper. It's got character, this does, a bit of pizzazz, even. Trust me, you'll be chuffed to bits. Go on, treat yourself, you deserve it, innit?
£67.49
£134.96
