Ropeman 1: The Ultimate Ascender for Adventurers and Vertical Explorers!
Right then, guv'nor, fancy a right proper gander at this bit of kit? It's the bee's knees, the dog's bollocks, the real McCoy, you see. Forget the faffing about with tat, this is the business. Built like a tank, smooth as silk, and prettier than a picture of a princess. It'll make you the envy of all your mates, guaranteed. Chuck it in your basket, you won't regret it, I tell ya!
£24.36
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