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Alpine Tech Grippers For Adventurous Climbs Conquer the Peaks with Confidence Serious Traction
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Ascent Crampons: Conquer the Peaks! Your Universal Grip to Adventure.
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Spike's Shield: Keep Your Axe's Point Sharp, Protected and Ready for Action, Mate!
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Ascent Blades: Your Feet's Automatic Ticket to Mountain Majesty, a Blade Runner's Dream.
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Neon Reflections: Blade Runner – A Retro-Future Masterpiece.
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Blade Runner: Future Noir, Sharpest Front Points Ever.
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Alpine's Icy Grip: Conquer Peaks with This Corsa Axe! A Frosty Friend for Every Ascent.
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Nanotech Axe: Corsa's Razor-Sharp Edge. Conquer Any Challenge with Unrivalled Precision.
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Dyneema Ascent Crampon Strap: Unrivaled Grip & Peak Performance Security
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