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Irvis Flexlock: Grip the Heights, Conquer the Peaks, Unleash Your Ascent.
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Irvis Front: Conquer the Peaks! Essential Sections for Epic Adventures.
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Irvis Leverlock: Grip the Ice, Conquer the Peaks.
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Irvis Hybrid Crampon
Cord-Tec: Your Tech's New Best Mate A Strong & Stylish Cable Kit for Every Gadget
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Ice Screw Caps: Laser Guard, Five Vital Protectors for Your Climb!
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Ice Bolt: Laser-Guided Speed Ascent. Conquer the Climb.
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Speed Ice Screw: Blast Through Ice, Conquer the Climb!
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Apex Leopard Flexlock Crampons: Conquer Winter with Unrivaled Grip & Style.
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Leopard Leverlock Crampon
Ice Axe's Best Mate: The Linkin Leash. Secure Grip, Conquer Peaks. Essential Climbing Kit.
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