Lambda K7G: Your mate for adventures! A strong locking carabiner, reliable and ready for action.
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Plume K3GH: Twin Gate. Conquer Anything. Climb On!
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Scream: Your Lifeline. Trust the Belay Device. Climb On!
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Tau Wire Lock K12L
Vlad's Gatekeeper: The Twin Carabiner You Can Trust. Secure, Strong, Stylish. A Real Mate for Your Kit.
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Helium 3.0 Rack Set: Six Unforgettable Adventures Await You, Mate!
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Frog Directional Connector: Streamline Your Routing with Precision & Style.
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Froggy's Grabber: Speedy Directional Connector for Climbers, Quick, Secure & Ready to Leap!
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Robust Belay Plate – Full Rigging Ready for Peak Performance & Security
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Gi-Gi: Climb Hard, Belay Strong - Your Best Mate on the Wall
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Kisa's Kinetic Shield: Absorb the Impact, Unleash Your Energy.
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Cliffhanger's Best Mate: Your Climbing Panic Device, Engineered for Safety & Adventure!
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